Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
