so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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