Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he was CRYING into my vagina
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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