So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
How external is "for external use only"?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Sorry about my life...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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