Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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