i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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