fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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