I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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