Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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