You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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