Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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