Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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