Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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