Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
