So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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