But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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