Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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