Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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