No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize