hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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