Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Congratulations! We have a period
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