I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Found the puke drawer
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Randomize
