i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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