Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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