GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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