then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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