My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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