He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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