spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
