Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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