Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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