butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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