Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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