Say something about gay babies.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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