Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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