TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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