I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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