We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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