Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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