question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
There's always time for handjobs
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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