C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You pole danced in your parka.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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