in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
