i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
