im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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