You really coming over, don't trick.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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