He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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