Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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