I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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