i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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