When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize