Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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