How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Randomize
