Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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