does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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