Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
