Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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