M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He passed out mid-signature
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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