sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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