Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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