And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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